CRAM Salesman
"Would you like some Cram?"
"I am selling multiple Crams very
different flavours yesyes."
CRAM Salesman
"It's a little mushy substance you put in between your gums."
"It's not dip though,
don't think it's dip."
CRAM Salesman
"Only twenty gold coins for one bucket of Cram.
I sell them by the bucket."
"You will receive Cram upon paying me twenty gold coins."
CRAM Salesman
"Welcome back! I reccomend the VERY berry Cram it is like the berry Cram but VERY."
Raspberry | Berry | VERY Berry
> I don't have any gold coins.
CRAM Salesman
"PAY the gold coin you will receive the Raspberry, Berry, or Very Berry Cram."
> I'm going to go across the ..street if you don't sell me ..literally anything besides Cram.
CRAM Salesman
"Not to the Marc salesman!"
> The Marc salesman???
CRAM Salesman
"That's the opposite of Cram..."
> I don't know what's happening...
CRAM Salesman
"You will receive Cram upon paying me twenty gold coins."
> Can I buy like a sword or ..something? I'm trying to go ..into battle and you're only ..offering me some substance.
CRAM Salesman
"The only swords I have are made of CRAM."
"Laid in the sun for about a fortnite it will be harder than steel."
"CRAM SWORD"
> ...
CRAM Salesman
"CRAM SWORD"
"Receive Cram sword I am selling for fifty gold coins."
"Laid in the sun for a fortni-"
> I heard! I heard all about the ..laying in the sun and the ..fortnite!
> Can I buy steel? Do you sell ..steel??
CRAM Salesman
"..."
"I have some Cram I have laid out for a fortnite pryviously..."
As you begin to walk away you hear the salesman call after you.
CRAM Salesman
"NUUUHHH Cram."
You take your bucket of Raspberry Cram from the salesman, twenty gold coins poorer, and notice a note stuck to the side.
About Me
Name: Kai
Age: 17
Pronouns: He/Him
Interests: SMPLive; Hermitcraft; .................Minecraft; Check Please; .................Animal Crossing; Stardew .................Valley; Wizard 101; .................Pokemon; DC; Marvel
More secrets lie within the Crams.
You hurriedly take the bucket of Berry Cram from the merchant, searching the outside of the bucket for a similar note.
As a last ditch effort you shove your hand into the mushy substance coming back with a surprisingly dry piece of paper
Kin List - Important
Frequent
no dbls;
peter parker ; marvel
susie ; dbd
dbls iffy;
raven ; dc
stan uris ; it 2017
damian wayne ; dc
carlos de vil ; descendants
eric bittle ; omgcp
There is more on the back of the note. Continue to read?
Read More | Buy another bucket
*all dbls are ok
Kin List - Backside
less frequent;
gregg ; nitw
jeremy heere ; bmc
michelle ; cherrybomb
gou matsuoka ; free
marceline ; adventure time
gavin reed ; d:bh
molly h. ; runaways
wayne ; letterkenny
simon spier ; simon vs.
gortys ; borderlands
william poindexter ; omgcp
kurt wagner ; x-men
wally west ; young justice
ojiro mashirao ; bnha
almost never;
john doe/joker ; telltale/lego
chihiro fujisaki ; danganronpa
cherrybomb ; hazbin hotel
soraka ; league of legends
brian parks ; the day after tomorrow
ben ; the umbrella academy
brian yu ; monster prom
cerise hood ; ever after high
simon ; d:bh
connor whisk ; omgcp
sam eliot ; the society
tenya iida ; bnha
twice ; bnha
hanta sero ; bnha
vivian ; paper mario
sam ; totally spies
guang hong ji ; yuri on ice
dong gyun ; bj alex
reilly ; letterkenny
akali ; league of legends
adam maitland ; beetlejuice musical
erika ; princess and the pauper
alexa ; the diamond castle
ceren nightshade ; wizard 101
billy kaplan ; young avengers
coping;
evan hansen ; dear evan hansen
bastion ; overwatch
roo ; winnie the pooh
scp-999 ; scp
aurelion sol ; league of legends
otherkin;
bunny, lizard, puppy, axolotl, fae
questioning;
quinn fabray ; glee
warren graham ; life is strange
neil josten ; all for the game
lukas ; minecraft storymode
As you take the last bucket of Cram you see the salesman begin to put out objects labelled as "CRAM SWORD"s.
You immediately dig into the bucket to pull out the last note.
Before You Follow
dnl;
use slurs that aren't yours to reclaim ; under 14 ; terf/swerf ; map ; sexualize age-re ; anti-kin
atl;
over 25 ; post about discourse often ; think you know me irl
GRUM
"Comment an animal emoji under the post
you came from to listen. Thank you."